A Big, Big, Big One!

Yesterday my parents were here visiting, and I took Clara in to the potty. She started talking about peeing, and suddenly she said "Daddy has a penis."

Yes, he does, I said.

"He has a long one. A big, big, big one!" she exclaimed gleefully.

(Mind you, her only other penis sighting would have been the two-year-old penis of her friend Tyrone, which definitely did not qualify as large.

Yes, I said, chuckling to myself. But Clara, penises are private and so we don't talk about them in front of company. Do you understand?

Ok, she said.

She then proceeded to run out to the bottom of the stairs and yell up to Lee, "DADDY HAS A PENIS!"